i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
this homeless guy just told me to make a wish on his magic plastic spoon but said to be careful what i wish for...
I woke up this morning with 2 australian chicks passed out in my living room, a whole bunch of coke on my kitchen counter and I have no idea how the fuck either thing got there
I woke up with a flask of whiskey and a mason jar full of sausage in my tux jacket. south georgia is where i belong
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In a world where you don't want your phone to pocket dial your parents at 2 in the morning while you're running around Florida shitfaced, Droid does.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
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And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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