Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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