Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
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I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
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I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
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