I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
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Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
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Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
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