My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
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the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
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Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
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