Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
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Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
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One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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