I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
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