singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
50% drunk capacity currently
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
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