The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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