This dress was meant to end up on your floor
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
There was just a girl standing next to me on the train, wasted, wearing only one shoe. I so wanted to pat her on the shoulder and say "oh honey, we've all been there"
On second thought, is it weird that I scheduled a surgery that determines my fertility around lingerie football night? I might have fucked up priorities.
Absolutely not. I would have done the exact same thing.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
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