guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
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id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
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