I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
so i woke up.. still drunk and discovered my roommate in the living room passed out dick-in-hand watching porn..
What did u do?
turned the porn up and opened the windows so everybody goin to class could see him..
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
I got so drunk last night that I drunk texted myself. "hand jobs are the currency of the future"
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
Randomize
