We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
Today I ate a sandwich and half my molar fell off, feels like a semi sprayed into my jaw.
I wish i was spraying into your jaw.
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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