I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
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