i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.
That's dedication to the game.
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
Randomize
