We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
I just chugged a whole pitcher of beer in 1 min. 9 sec. A whole goddamn pitcher.
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
He broke up with his gf yesterday so he could give me our annual Christmas sex at midnight.
Marry him. Now.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
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