Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
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