I like my sex mixed with concussions.
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
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