apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
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