I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
We need to feng shui this bitch.
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
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