Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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