We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
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