oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
We have so much sex to catch up on
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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