i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
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Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
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Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
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