Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I cut my penus on the lid.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
Don't read too much into what I just sent. I love you, always have, but I'm drunk and sorry for the confusion.
Which part? The boyfriend or the sex?
Boyfriend. SEX IS ON!!!
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