She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
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I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
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You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
Floor bacon is actually really good
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
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