I'm drive I can fine osifer
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
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The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
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rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
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