I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
Putting the hydrocodone in Pez dispensers. Do you want Speedy Gonzales or Darth Vader?
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
Randomize
