I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
did that guy on the oscars really just tell me to text a dolphin?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
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