Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
... thanks for letting me perform minor surgery on myself last night.
I figured if you were smart enough to sterilize with vodka, you could handle it.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
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