READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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