i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
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