What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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