the sex was like sticking it in a jar of mayonnaise
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
I just want somebody who'll randomly bring me pizza and lovingly squeeze my butt. Is there a dating app for that, do you think?
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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