The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
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