Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
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My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
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i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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