We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
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distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
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Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
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