i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
I wish I had a Tina from Bob's Burgers in real life. She would be the best wingman.
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum