She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
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You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
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Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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