im gay
i know
yea but for you.
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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