I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
23 Crazy Psychological Tricks You Have To Try on Someone RIGHT NOW
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
These 25 People Forgave their Significant Others for Saying Stupid Things
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
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