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• (804): View more from Virginia

  You can tell a man will be prosperous by the power of his farts- A fart that can shake the room is a voice that can change the world.

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• (516): View more from New York

  then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"

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• (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.

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• (907): View more from Alaska

  Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.

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  21 People Tragically Stumbled Upon A Dead Body

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• (865): View more from Tennessee

  We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...

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• (902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

  I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.

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• (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!

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• (650): View more from California

  So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.

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  27 Socially Expected Things That Are The Absolute Worst

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• (386): View more from Florida

  I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?

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• (440): View more from Ohio

  being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.

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• (360): View more from Washington

  If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?

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• (606): View more from Kentucky

  Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword

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• (512): View more from Texas

  I walked into the bathroom and there's this 6'5" cop washing his hands. He looks at me and goes, "Heard you singing outside. Sound real pretty."

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  No more tequila EVER.

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position

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