And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
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I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
It's official drugs can't kill me
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
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My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
My roommate was tripping balls last night, he kept me up all fucking night
Roommate? Please tell me you're not calling your cat your roommate
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever