So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
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i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
I don't know who the girl crying at my kitchen table eating gravy from the KFC container is, but I feel like she could be my soulmate
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
I just made the pizza guy say helicopter six times in order to get his money. Even he knows how stoned we are.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
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Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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