We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
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his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
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You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
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