He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
porn star boner night. come get it.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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