Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
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I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
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My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
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