i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
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