well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
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I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
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No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
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