Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Remember that dream I told you about where I shit out my own skeleton? I had it again last night.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
Randomize
