I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
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