What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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