So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
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today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
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If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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