What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
we're chasing vodka with high fives
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
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i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
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My new successful method of booty calling is sending a screencap of a map with the shortest route from their location to mine highlighted.
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
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