PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
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