Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
the number of months ive had a girlfriend in my life divided by the number of blowjobs ive gotten is extremely depressing...
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
My vibrator broke.
Dude it's been less than twelve hours. Did you sleep?
Don't worry about that. I need a new vibrator.
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